And So We Face The Final Curtain

Moose No Mowar.

There's a Moose Loose About This Hooose

Bollocks!!
Look. mice eat tunnock's tea cakes. This one, jumped on the table, knocked the box of tea-cakes out, got one, and half ate it.

1. Not impressed that someone uninvited ate my tea-cake
2. Quite scared that a mouse was able to eat quite as much.
3. Wondering now what bloody size this mouse is