Wednesday, December 26, 2012

1. How many songs are in your library?  Multo, Multo  - hang on til I check..1148.  Probably not as many as some people, but I like to think I'm selective. 

2. Do you like Christmas music?  Depends.... Really, really depends  I like Chris Rea, Driving home for Christmas.... I like, The Waitresses, Christmas Rapping. ... I hate Cliff Richard, but I don;t think that is a christmas thing, I just hate Cliff Richard 

3. What magazines do you have subscriptions to?   None, I don't have enough money. Can you lend me some? 

4. What is your favorite scent?  Today, I am mostly wearing, Anais Anais, by Cacharel, I love Paris, I love Bulgari, I love DKNT

5. Do you give money to charity?,  Yes, but charities of my choosing, NOT people who randomly come to my door

6. What is your theme song?

7. What's in your wallet?

8. Do you generally think before you act, or act before you think?

9. Is there anything that has made you unhappy these days?

10. Do you have a good body-image?

11. How are you spending your holidays?

12. What have you been seriously addicted to lately?

13. Tell us a secret?

14. What’s the last song that got stuck in your head?

15. What’s your favorite item of clothing?

16. Do you think Rice Krispies are yummy?

17. Is Santa real?

18. What should you be doing right now? 

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

It's a Cold, Cold Country

Relief all round when I managed to get in touch with the energy supplier yesterday and sort out my number dyslexia which seen my Energy consumption for the month triple from the month before.... they didn't question it, they just upped my monthly payment, by three.... I didn't question that, I just thought it was as a result of their prices increasing.

So laughs all round at both of our incompetence. 

Is freezing this morning, but having analysed the bills so intently over the last couple of days, I'll be damned if I'm going to put the heating on in the morning.

Sunday, November 25, 2012

My Best Holiday

My Menorca Villa are running a competition to find the winner of the "My Best Holiday" competition... it got me thinking, which was my best holiday?

The last holiday I spent with my Mum and Dad could arguably be my best holiday.  It started off as what I thought was going to be my worst nightmare.

"We've booked one last holiday for you to come with me and your dad", said mum.  "two weeks in a hotel in Menorca - a room for three".  At 17 the very prospect of two weeks in a tightly enclosed place with both my parents was the stuff of nightmares!

Mum worked part-time in a little travel agents and had gone to great lengths to book the cheapest flights, and phoned the hotel personally to organise it.   We set off on the day, my heart was half happy at the prospect of sun, half terrified at having to share with both parents....   The plane was delayed by 3 hours.  Good Start.  When we arrived, of course we had no agents to direct us to buses to get us to the hotel... We got in a taxi and my Dad spoke in the Local Tongue to get us to Punta Prima.... by local tongue, I mean his version, shouting at 10 decibels louder  that required in broken English.  The taxi driver looked in his mirror and raised his eye brows.   I looked out the window and wished I was somewhere else.

When we arrived, we were so late, the hotel had decided that we weren't coming and had let our room to someone else.   They had no other rooms.  We looked so dejected they started to phone round and find something for us; but then the manager appeared and advised that due to their error, he had found something that we hoped would be suitable.   He walked us a little way across the road from the hotel, and into a beautiful lush garden, he guided us to the side of a building and up a flight of stairs, dripping in clematis... and honeysuckle.  And opened the door to the two bedroomed villa which he "hope would suffice" for the holiday.

Suffice?  This was luxury beyond anything we could have dreamed of.  There were balconies running round the whole building, there were two bedrooms, a living room, kitchen and dining room, and our own bathroom.    We tried to look "slightly" disappointed at not being in the hotel.... and waited until he was gone and then jumped around like children.

The rest of the holiday was a dream, a wander to the hotel for coffee and bread in the morning, a walk onto the beach for some sun and some swimming.  Lunch on the beach side restaurant which played "J'taime" on a regular repeat.

An afternoon siesta, a wander to the hotel for evening meal, and drinks on the balcony listening to the crickets in the garden.

A great holiday, and great memories of time with mum and dad.

Sunday, November 18, 2012

Sunday Stealing......

1. Where was your profile picture taken?   My profile picture is Dogwithnobrain.... Dylan, long gone from us, was a lovely, lovely doggie, with very little, in fact, absolutely no brain. He broke his back, and was paralysed for 6 months, wore a brace, had multiple operations, and eventually walked a little wobbly until the end of his very happy and contented life :-)

2. Name someone who made you laugh today.  Vic Reeves.  Well Jim Moir actually.  Jim being the person behind the creation of Vic Reeves.   He has always made me giggle in the way that Eric Morecambe did - I think he is cut from the same jib.  I watched Hebburn, and he did make me laugh, and then I cried.  I did actually cry.

3. Do you believe exes can be friends?  My husband has an ex-wife. and they are most definitely not friends. And she hates me.  And she made his daughter hate me too, even though she doesn't know me.  My ex's never made it quite as far as marriage, and no, I'm not friends with them.  Mostly because I carry a grudge as big as a boulder :-)

4. How do you feel about Dr Pepper?  I don't like Dr Pepper, I think it is an evil name like Willy Wonka, and I have a suspicion that it tastes like Cherry.... and I don't like cherry.  Bleugh.

5. Who was the last person you took a picture of?   My Daughter... As she got on the train to go home .... She is gorgeous is she not?

6. Are you upset about anything?   I try not to be... negative emotions and all that stuff.  Keep my head calm.

7. Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?  Yes,  the good that comes from relationships is worth all the shit that goes along with it. 

8. Are you a bad influence?  I used to be... I so used to be... and I loved it.  I took a bank full of married / engaged ladies to a strip show for a Hen NIght and I was branded "Scarlet Woman".... And the husbands/ partners were terrified of me. :-)

9. Night out or night in?  I'm getting old.....  Night In :-) Thank you.

10. Has anyone ever called you perfect before?  Yes. I call myself Perfect frequently.  My husband does not call me Perfect, he calls me gorgeous!

11. What song is stuck in your head?   Kylie frikking Minogue, "Can't get you out of..."  every time I head "In your head..." I hear that song. Thanks for that.

12. Someone knocks on your window at 2:00 a.m., who do you want it to be?  Not the bogie man.

13. Do you smile a lot?  Yes, I smile all the time. I am a happy person.

Sunday, November 11, 2012

1. Have you anything to confess today? I confess that I love my husband probably as much as I ever have. 
2. have you ever broken a law? If so, what was it?  I don't believe so.  If so, I must have done it under the influence of alcohol and forgotten.

3. have you ever committed an act of betrayal against a friend or family member? explain.  No.  I am a good person. But that doesn't stop people committing them against you.
4. Has someone else done something that, to this day, makes you cringe when you think about them committing the act?.  I saw someone on the TV the other day, playing with meat and then eating raw fruit with unwashed hands.
5. Have you ever found yourself sexually aroused by someone that you absolutely should not have been?  Yes, I had a very bad dream last night I am still wiping bleach thru my hair.
6. have you ever cheated at school? how so? No,I told you before, I am a good gal.
7. What if you came across a backpack stuffed with one hundred thousand dollars. Would you keep it?Yes, I bloody well would.
8. What if you were the most powerful person in the world. How would you use that power?  For good.  I repeat. I am a good person.  I might also make sure that my family were okay.
9. What if you found a magic lamp?  I would keep it and cherish it for a while, and then set the Genie free, only after ensuring he wasn't a bad bastard confined in it for being EVIL.
10. What if you could change one thing about the world. What would that one thing be?  Borders, racism.
11. What if you could take one thing back. What would that one thing be?   I would like to take back, every apology I have ever made. 
12. What if you were stuck on an island forever but had all the water, food and shelter you needed. What would you do?   Dream.
13. What if the internet didn't exist?  I wouldn't waste so mch time.

14. What if you never started blogging?  I would still be writing a diary.
15. What are your November 22 Thanksgiving plans?  I am in UK we don't do Thanksgiving. I will be sniggering at my son, celebrating Thanksgiving. 

Monday, August 27, 2012


Travelsupermarket are running a competition to let us display the colour in our world.... to display this, you have to publish a blog which shows the five colours.  Blue, Green, Yellow, White and Red......

I love my colourful pictures, and I hope you love my colours too!

A beautiful Blue Sunset over the West Coast of Scotland.... Could sit here all night watching this.

A gorgeous dandelion  - I never understand why people think these are weeds! They are lovely!


Now - White - I think this was a weed, but it wasn't stopping this honeybee enjoying its flowers!

Red, red raspberries from the garden!  Now steeping in a bottle of vodka, to make me Raspberry Infused Vodka for the winter nights!

Green Apple from my Apple Tree which is going to give us beautiful apple crumbles to go along with the Raspberry Vodka!!Lol

Sunday, May 27, 2012

Have you felt that life is like being on a roller coaster? 
As Ronan once sung..... Life is a Roller Coaster, Just Gotta Ride it.  I   See no real similarity between life and roller coasters.  I don't have to examine every single experience in life, six times before i embark upon an effort.  I don't feel sick to my stomach as I reach a crescendo, nor to I pee myself at each corner.

Favorite year so far? 

986, I met my husband.  The music was grand, it was the 80's, I was a student. Life couldn't get better, and was no where like any fairground ride. 
Do you consider yourself religious? 
Mmm, there is a point.  I say not. I don't believe in the "gods" to whom all religion is accredited. How can one religion be "the god", and another not be the god?   I think there is a greater power, probably tucked inside the mother ship.  Like Spock, Or Captain Picard.  Oh Yes. 

Have you ever been to Connecticut? 
I'm not from America, I'm not even sure where Conneticut is.  My son is at Uni in America - He is in North Carolina.  Is that near Connecticut?   Dearie me.  I've been to Coatbridge.  is that the same as Connecticut in terms of Scotland?  Coatbridge is quite scary.

Do you eat sushi?   
You know, I have once or twice, and there were bits that I really enjoyed, and bits that i didn't enjoy at all.   I liked the rice, and the sesame seeds, and the seaweed covers, but know what?  I wasn't that fussy about the fish.

Would you smoke pot providing there was no risk or driving involved?    Oh yes indeedy.  I'm very sad that Amsterdam has decided not to sell dope to tourists any more... because it's always been on my list of things to do, to go to Amsterdam and try some druggies.

What do you think of Idol Winner ......?? Again, I don't know who this is. Don't watch it, I think the Idol winner here... Oh no, we don't have Pop Idol, we have X-Factor....   And the X-Factor winner was mmmmmm let me think.  Little Mix, Little MInx?   Something like that. 4 little girlies.

Do you believe that animals have souls? Yes I do.  They have the souls of people who have passed on.... and stay around to keep you happy!  My dad is in a Buzzard!

Who did you last talk to? Share, if you dare.
My Husband and Daughter, my constant companions.

What is one thing that always annoys you?   Liars. 

Do you believe in a higher being?   You asked me that Already. Spock. 

Have you ever fallen in love with a neighbor?   No, but I had a neighbour in Edinburgh who developed a penchant for weeding, and gardening all the time, when he realised I had moved in. 

Any plans for this weekend?
The weekend is gone..... Next week is a whole new adventure.

Would you like to rule your country, if you could?  Yeah, but only in conjunction with other people.   Gareth Malone for starters, so that he could teach everyone to sing, and we would started every day with a song. 

Do you like watching films about the nature of animals?   Yes, indeedy.  I was watching bears and tigers cubs only last week. 

What's the difference between lust and/or lust? Lust and Love?  Lust and Lust....   No difference.... Lust and Lust.. I don't know.  Isn't it the same?   Lust and Love.  I love my husband, I lust after him.  But it's not quite the same thing.  

Do you have a soul?  
I do, and I am exceptionally fortunate that I have a good soul.  I want to make people happy, and be happy.

One best friend or many good friends? One very, very best friend.... my husband above.  I'm also blessed with being friends with my children and my mum and my aunty, and have good friends I went to school with, and worked with. 

Do you believe in spontaneous combustion? Shit yes!   It was my fear when I was little.  Between that, and  nuclear war, I actually believed that I might explode from combustion before a nuclear war. 

Monday, May 21, 2012

Sunday Stealing, on a Monday Evening

Have you ever peed your pants as an adult?   Yes, I have.  I’ve had two children, I have asthma, weak pelvic floor, combined with severe coughing has caught me short a couple of times -  Not in need of Tena lady; I’ve been practising my pelvic floor exercises. 

Who do you have a celebrity crush on now? 
Celebrity crush.  There is a question.  If Gary Barlow was to sing to me, I would float away on a cloud.  If Gary Barlow was to sit down and talk to me, I’d run away.  I love his music, I could listen to him sing, but when he starts with that Brummie accent.  Dearie me. 

Would you date someone you met online?  
No I don’t think so.  My friend married someone she met on line, not for love, but for comfort.   Another friend went on several blind dates with men she met on dating sites, and to be honest, I’m surprised she kept on with it. 

Do you wear underwear always?  No I don’t.  Sometimes I quite like no panties.  NVP you know.  Bra – well the size of mine I need something to keep them under control.  
Do you hate yourself at times?  I hate myself right now.  I’ve not been feeling well, and I’m not coping with normality and shouting a bit. 
Do you like dirty movies? 
How dirty?  I’ve seen a few horrific ones, and see some which were laughable.  But none that have really set me thinking, “this is a genre I could really get into”. 

Could you believe Josha Ledet was voted off Idol?   I need to change this.  Not being State Side, I have to say  “Can I believe that someone was voted off “The Voice”, and I’d have to answer, Who?   I start watching these programmes, and then drift off into unconsciousness.  Boring. 

When was the last time that you bought a car?  Bought a car.  How about “got”.
Have you ever been camping? 
Camping??? I am married to a Boy Scout.  We live in a Tent.   Well, actually that is a big fat lie.  We don’t, but we do camp, and I adore it.  The cold, the hard floors, the rain on the canvas.  It’s all amazing. 

How many times a day do you go on facebook? 
As many times as I can get away with without being fired. 

What was the last movie you saw in a theater? 
Christ, I can’t remember….. Harry Potter, the last one? 

Have you ever worried that you'd cut off a limb? 
Yeah, the last time I was rock climbing in the Grand Canyon. I got stuck between a rock and a hard place, and thought after 4 days I was going to have to cut my hand off to escape, but then I woke up. 

Where did you get your last email from? 
Some competition website, I enter competitions til I get sick of typing…..

Favorite website? 
Blipfoto, second only to Sunday Stealing. 

Are you down with ghetto? 
Am so far down in the ghetto, I can’t find my way back.

Will the world end in fire or ice?
Ice, I think, but then the atmosphere will rebalance, and life will begin again. 

Do you believe in the afterlife? 
I do. I watched Colin Fry this afternoon, or was it John someone…. Who ever it was,  he insisted he was talking to spirits.  And they were all in the afterlife, and not in the drinks cabinet. 

Would you be upset if facebook stopped working?
Would I be upset?  I’d be distraught.  No actually, I think I would be fine. I wish someone would break it, and then I’d have more time to do my work. 

How did you start your blog? 
I used to have my own website.,  and I  got bored, and came over here, and it gives me the opportunity to create and revise when ever I felt like it, and then I got bored again, and then I found Sunday Stealing…… and started up again.

Sometimes, It's Hard to be A woman.

I felt the urge to write tonight.

I haven't been feeling well for a couple of weeks.  It started with a cough, and developed into pain in my chest.  I got an emergency appointment and was prescribed anti-biotics.  I took the anti-biotics, and took a Friday afternoon off.   I went back to work on Monday, and felt okay. By Wednesday, I was coughing again, worse than before. 

I called the Doctor, and asked for another prescription.  He prescribed me different anti-biotics and I started them.  Friday morning- a week after my half day, I was back in bed again.    

I've been poopy all weekend, and now It's Monday, and I was in bed still.   I think I'll go back to work tomorrow, but I'm not right.    I have an appointment on Friday for the doctors, andn I've also got an appointment for the nurse, for my asthma check up, and a bloody smear.  Shit It's great to be a girl!

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Sunday Stealing on a Tuesday :-) The Scottish Blog.... (Sshhhhh)

1. Where are you from and where do you live now?   From Ayrshire, Ayrshire. But I haven't stayed at home forever.  I've also been in Glasgow, Inverkeithing, Glasgow, Edinburgh, Glasgow, Symington, and then here....

2. Favorite childhood story/book/film?   
  The Silver Sword, I loved that book, to a little person it sounded romantic. It's only when you read it back later, you realise how terrifying it is.

3. If you could change gender for a day what would you do?
Stand on street corners and scratch my balls. A lot.

4. Do you feel you family is complete or would you like more/some children?
I have one of each, so it is complete.  I also have no womb.... but recently, I have been having little pangs!

5. What do you do/Where do you work and do you enjoy it?
Am a business adminstrator for a company nearby.  We design and manufacture electronic equipment for the security industry - the chappies here are very clever chappies.  I keep them in line, do the admin, the wages, and the accounts

6. Which three words do you think sum you up?
Little bit crazy

7. If you were a fairy what magical powers would you possess?
Happy dust

8. If you were invisible, where would you go and what would you do? Why?  
I would go to park, and sit and listen

9. What song can’t you listen to without crying?
Dance with my Father Again.  Oh Dear god, I'm welling up just thinking about it.

10. Which book changed your life – or at least made you think a lot?
The Alchemist, Paulo Coehlo

11. Why do you blog?  
Obsessive compulsive nature, and blogging keeps me a little looser.

12. What is your top ‘me-time’ tip?   

13. What can’t you live without? 

14. Which of all your blog posts are you most proud of and why?
  I have another blog too - And I wrote about my Nunk, just before he died. I'm so glad I did.  Everyone got to see him, and love him like we did.

15. Have you ever met a famous person? Who and where?  
The Queen.  In a hanger at the dockyards.  It was Families Day for my husband's ship, and her son, was serving on board the same ship at the same time.  - They got to wander round the hanger, we were all  given individual squares to stand in.  It was all very lovely!

16. When did you last have a full nights sleep?
  Not last night, but the night before.  I heart sleep. I could have a full nights sleep during the day too.

17. What would you think is harder: Going to work or staying at home with children?
  Going to work, when you could be staying at home with your baby.

18. What are you doing for Easter? Having loud and noisy sex with my husband.  My daughter and her sensitive ears are going away

19. What is your favorite drink? Jack Daniels and Coke.

20. Do you play any sports?  
I watch volleyball avidly. 

21. What is your most embarrassing moment  
It's too complicated to go into, but it involves my daughter re-enacting a moment of passion of mine to her father!

22. How clever are you?  Exceptionally.

23. Name a new favorite TV show? 

24. Any guilty pleasures? 

25. If you could have chosen your own name, what would it be?

26. Who do you most admire in life, and why? 
My husband, because he puts up with me. 

27. What is your most treasured possession?
My wedding ring.

28. Tell your favorite funny joke…
What do you call a fish with no eyes? 
29. What is your biggest fear in life? 
Evil Taemataes.

30. What is your favorite flavor of ice cream? What does it remind you of? 
Vanilla with Scottish Tablet.  It reminds me of Scottish tablet. 

Sunday, February 19, 2012

Sunday Stealing.....on A Sunday no less

Cheers to all of us thieves!

In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
Friendship.  Love and Friendship.  Trust, Love, and Friendship.  Respect, Trust, Love and Friendship. Laughter, Respect, Trust, Love and Friendship.  But most of all, Friendship.

How did someone win your heart?
He held my heart with care, and laughed with me and not at me, and he promised forever, and I believed him.

In your world, what brings on more creativity?
Music.  Am inspired by songs.

What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
Every decision I have made has been a good one, I can’t say which was the best, til I get to the end. 

Why did you break up with your last ex?
So long ago… I can’t remember.  I was in a phone box, I hung up on him, I can’t remember why.  But that, was the end.

What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
Love, Trust and Friendship.

What is your favorite word?

Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word: delusional.
Some folk that I have known.  Very delusional.

 What is a saying you use a lot?
For Sure.  Are You Sure?

 Are you watching Idol this season? If yes, how do you like it?
Nope. It does my head in.

 Were you surprised that House got cancelled?
No, it’s been on for ages.  It had a good run. There were better programmes cut after a shorter run.

 What is your current desktop picture?
A morning picture I took from the top of a hill.  All mist and gorgeousness.

 If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
Parliament, in the UK.   Does my head in.  Needs people who want to work for the people, and no people who just want to be big shots.

What would be a question where you'd not tell the truth?
How old are you?

One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by WEEPING ANGELS. The Weeping Angles aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What would you do?
I wouldn’t blink, not ever blink.

You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
The skin of a chameleon. So that I could merge into my surroundings at any time.

You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? 
The Half hour when I watched my husband’s boat come home from the Gulf from the dockside, and then was held in his arms for the first time in seven months.

You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?  
7 years in a horrible village.

You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. (let's say that you are both single and available) Who might it be? 
Paolo Nutini, but only if he sung all night to me.  And NO smoking.  (I think that wouldn’t be possible for him, he always seems to have a fag)

You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? 
Mount Olive to see my Boy!

Do you have any relatives or friends in jail? 
No I do not thank you very much, nor have any of my friends been in jail.  (I won’t say relatives, because I have a big distant family, and it wouldn’t surprise me!)

Who's winning the U.S. Republican presidential nomination? Why?
I have no idea.  I’m not very politically motivated (apart from wanting to blow up the House of Commons,  and I know very little about US Politics.  I shall ask my son, he will have an opinion!

Who's winning the next U.S. Presidential election? 
See Above.

If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?  
I’d Like to Teach the World to Sing.

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Saturday Nine

1. Do you enjoy going to a casino now and again?   Have only been once. It was great fun.  Lots of cocktails, and falling over.  Much laughter.

2. What makes you happy most of the time?  My family. They do.

3. Are you jealous of someone right now?  Nah.  Jealously is a waste of energy.

4. You're stranded on a desert island with one fictional character. Who is it?    Robbie from the Wedding singer.  Why?  Cause I'd want a laugh, and someone to love.

5. Have you ever been in the emergency room? If yes, for what (most recently)? Yes, I split my head open pogoing at a University Disco. Years ago.... More recently... Children injuries, banged heads, twisted ankles.

6. Where is the last place you drove to just for fun?  I drive for FUN all the time, but a specific trip was WEST KILBRIDE.  This is in Scotland, pretends to call itself "the craft town".  this is because it has craft shops in it, not retail outlets.  was lovely though.  We were shopping for a prom dress

7. If you were to make your living as a photographer, what would love to shoot?  Sunsets and seas.

8. Tell us about a band you like that we might not have heard.  Goodbye Mr McKenzie.  Shirley Manson from Garbage was in this band - way back in 1985.

9. Where was the last place you went shopping? Why?  Local shops, because there is a shop which sells cupcakes, andI really fancied a Coffee Creme one! Yum.

Sunday Stealing on a Wednesday

Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?  I don't have to.  There's a magic spell around me which seeks out, hunts down and BITES ON THE BUM people who have done me wrong. I walk away from them and don't look back.  Is the only way.  Karma will get them for me.

What is your astrological sign?

Taurus, but I prefer Aries. I don't wanna be a Bull, I wanna be a sheep. However, if you said "Taurus the Black and White Moo Coo, I'd be quite happy with that.

Do you save money for anything? What?   Ha ha ha ha ha Save money?? How do you mean?

What's the last thing you purchased?  A Notepad for my daughter that says "Head Reem Girl".

Have you ever had a relationship that you realized was lust not love?   Yes, indeedy. Most of them before this one.

In a relationship?  Yes, indeedy.  With the Lurve of My Life.

  How many relationships have you had?  Too many to remember.  Actually remembered someone I had forgotten the other day.  best forgotten tho.

What do you want to tell us about your day?  Long, and grey, and longer to go.

Where were you yesterday?  same place as today.  (I'm not doing this on Sunday, else my answer would be different.

Is there anything interesting within 10 feet of you?     My camera.  My iPhone.... A Cuppa Char.

Are you wearing socks right now? Nope.

What's your favorite animal?  I Love dogs, but am highly Allergic to them. Bummers, I love Cats, I have two, I'm not allergic to them.  I had rabbits, 2 off, both deid.  I loved them too, but their bums were a bit smelly.

  What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?   My personality!

Where is your best friend?  At his work.

How did you end your last relationship end?   before this one? Shit, I can't even remember who it was.  Sorry.  It would have ended bitterly.  Probably with him sleeping with someone else, in front of me, or similiar.

  What is your heritage?    Freedom.  They cannae take it. Oh Naw.

  What were you doing last night at 12 AM?   Shaking my head at the horror that was Big Fat Gypsy Wedding.

  What's new?   That notepad I bought my daughter.

What is the key to seduction?  My personality.

  What was the weirdest thing that happened to you this week??  I took my bike to work.  Big mistake

You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?   I save the dog.   My boss' loss not mine.

You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?  I'd think for a bit.  Wonder where I could get money on credit which would disappear when I died, and then go and LIVE IT UP, for the rest of my days.  I would tell those closest to me. And no I wouldn't be afraid.

You can only have one of these things: trust or love.  Love.

What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?  Zoooom.  Fat Larry's Band

  Who has your cell phone number (other than family)?   Every bloody advertising buggar in the world I think.