Standing on the doorstep explaining to the policeman that yes I had exposed my bare bum to my next door neighbour. (Yes the same garden hopping senile citizen).
"And where exactly did this take place" asked the nice policeman.
"I was standing in my house in the doorway into the kitchen".
The policeman looked confused, "and where was the complainant"
"standing on a box looking in my kitchen window". I replied.
Yes, Quite.
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