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Q What would have on your headstone?
Wow, Was that It?

Q What's your dream car?
One which goes and doesn't make that rattly noise underneath.

Q Is pornography morally wrong?
Not in all cases

Q Write the opening line of a wonderful novel
She packed her bags, Looked one last time around the house that held so many memories, and left knowing that she would never ever see this place again.

Q What's the best music video ever?

We Close Our Eyes, Go West

Q If you had a big win in the lottery, how long would you wait to tell people?
I wouldn't tell people, I would just keep spending like always, the only difference would be that this time, the bank wouldn't get pissed off.

Q Do you carry a donor card? Why (or why not)?
I have signed onto something on line, so don't have a card. I do, because Kerry had a transplant, and she asked everyone to consider it. I did, and I did.

Q Where would you like to retire?
Kos. To be a Shirley Valentine

Q What is something you wish you were better at doing?
Precision. I start off good, then loose interest. I could never be forensic for police, cause I'd look in a couple of places, and then go "stuff this"


Q What colour do you prefer your pens to write?
Blue, or pink

Q Are babies cute?
Mine were quite the cutest babies in the WORLD, and of course, and now the most spectacularly beautiful people in the world.

Q Do you subscribe to a magazine? If so, what?
US Weekly, cause I am Gossip / Bitching fanatic

Q What's your favorite shape?
Hourglass - cause I'm a very round hour glass. I was actually The model For Venus - before the babies of course

Q What was the last thing you used a microwave for?
Heat a Steam Pudding

Q What book are you reading?
Suite Francais. Is taking me forever to get into. I just finished, Last Breath, and Book of Shadows. I was reading one, and listening to the other. Multitasking!

Q Do you like rollercoasters?
ha ha - No. Well yes, sometimes. However I have to stand and watch for at least half an hour to pluck up courage. I choose 5 people at random and watch and make sure that they get on and then get back off again. If they are okay - chances are I will be too.

Q Which came first – the chicken or the egg?
Yes.

Q Cite a song lyric that means something to you
You and me Baby We Aint Nothing But mamals

Q What's the best photo you've ever taken?
Ages ago :A full face close up of my dad - it's him, even tho he's been gone 23 years.
And recently - one of my family in silhouette against the setting sun.

Q Write a new couch gag for the opening credits of The Simpsons
Erm, They come on, the sit down, and sing "agent Jack Malone".

Q Tell me a knock knock joke
Knock Knock
Whose There?
Interrupting Sheep...
Interrupting she BAAAAAAAAAA eep who

Q Describe yourself in five words
44, Mad, immature, Sensitive, Loved

Q Who should play James Bond now that the role is vacant?
Ruari

Q Write a haiku (3 lines, 5–7-5 syllables)
K Loves Big Sexy
Oh Yes She Will For Ever
It can never work

Q What comic book (or cartoon) character would you be? Why?
Betty Boop - cause Jessica Rabbit sleeps with one????

Q What's the oldest thing you own?
Simon. ha ha ha ha ha ha

Q What's your favourite word?
Buggar-Bollocks That is my word

Q What word(s) do you hate?
aureola