The Long John Saga ended well.
They arrived at my desk yesterday morning, and I warily opened them. Nothing to fear. Was just Kirsty's OCD which made her freak. They were clean and washed.
The hairs on them were NOT pubic hairs...... Look down at your jumper, are there any hairs on it? Yes, well that is what was on the Long Johns.
Additionally. I smelt them. They were lovely, all comforted and clean smelling.
I took them to Ryan.
And he said "Thanks"