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Oh Wow...... is So Cool.....

I'm walking along the banks of Loch Lomond to raise money for Clic Sargent.

They are a cancer charity for Children. My sister works at Malcom Sargent House in Prestwick. This offers respite care for Children with Cancer and their families.

Mum did this walk last year She is 67.... and I offered to do it with her this year. Heavens - 67 sounds quite old doesn't it, but you wouldnt' think so to look at her. She probably looks younger than me! Neither of us are particularly fit, but when you see what this House and Charity do for these sick kids and their family, it'll be worth it.

Anyways - I made up a web page http://justgiving.com/babs_helen for my sponsor ship... and I'm overcome with emultion at the number of people who have donated to this cause. What makes it all the nicer is that the money has gone straight to the charity NOW, so it starts working straight away.

What would you do, if I sang out of Tune

My mum, Babs, et Moi, are walking Loch Lomond for Clic Cancer Care.

Now - mum did this last year, and didn't quite make it.... her wee feets were killing her...

However, this year she has taken off to Lanzarote to toughen them up first, and then she will be back.

She will make it. I will drag her the distance. For some of the way, I will have my tap shoes on. I think people need a dance! I will also have Feather boa. Apparently this is needed to complete my glamourous look.

I thought this would be a nice welcome to the Spring........ however, I put up this wee sponsorship page, and Am now overcome with People's Generousity ..... I will do this walk with a Great Big Smile on my Face for Everyone who has looked at my Sponsor Page.

if You have or are going to sponsor me and my Mum, THANK YOU SO VERY VERY MUCH. If you just wish us well -we accept that too..... we'll need all the good thoughts we can have behind us.

If you would like to sponsor - please click my link below.

THANKS!

http://www.justgiving.com/babs_helen

The Friday 5 on a Saturday

The Saturday Friday 5


What were the events that led to your being in the most trouble with your parents ever?
My mate and I at the ripe old age of 11. Met 3 boys camping on Troon beach. After a couple of days of walking around the town, and playing on the beach, they invited us for "dinner" that evening. We decided that we would tell our folks that we were going to the Swimming Pool, and would be home when it closed (These were in the good old days when 11 year olds could happily go out in the evening and return home at 9.30 without succumbing to drink, drugs, underage sex or paedophiles. We had a lovely evening, served a buffet of Sausages cooked over gas ring, with Smash. 5 of us, squished inside a 2 man tent. no funny business, just kids having fun. Anyways, we walked up the road, and realised that we were later than our 9.30 curfew. We walked into her house, and her dad yelled at us "where have you been - your mum (indicating my pal) and your parents are out combing the streets for you".

We realised that we weren't showing obvious signs of swimming, so ran quickly up the stairs, and stuck our heads in the shower, and wet our costumes. On coming down, all three searching parents had returned, and we were duly screamed at for a good 10 minutes, after which time I was escorted to the car, and stuffed in the back. My sister was sitting smirking at me - at 14, she was normally the cause for mum and dad screaming - it was lovely for her to watch me being screamed at.

We never confessed to where we had been, or what we had been up to.... would we have been believed that it was all innocence? Nah I doubt it! Anyways to this day, we were just dawdling around the town........ until maybe she reads this.



What happened when you received your worst childhood physical injury?
The week before I started primary school, my sister had her friend round to play at our house. I objected strongly to her being there, for what reason, I do not know. However, in order to put a spoke in the works of their game, I decided then would be a good time to dig a hole in the ground. The location? Under the swing where my sisters friend was playing. As she swung back I plonked myself down on the ground under the swing, where the sand was soft and diggable. And then, I was flat on my back with blood pouring down my face as the swing came forward and cracked me on the head.


What was the worst trouble you ever got into in school?
I was a really really good kid - Too scared to do anything. In Mrs Henderson's Accounts Class. The class "ned" interrupted me and my friend Fiona's reminiscence of our holiday in Aviemore. The two of us sat there swooning over a couple of photographs of our Summer Loves, and the ned leaned back and took them out my hand. She was hooting and wooping about them, and Mrs Henderson came up and leaned over, and took them off her. I sat the whole period terrified, knowing that I would have to go up and ask for them back. At the end of the class I waited behing, and tiptoed up to her class. Mrs Henderson was horrified that they were mine. She "thought better of me". and gave me them back on the condition that I never "let her or myself down again". That was enough. I never did!


What kind of trouble have you been in at work?
While acting as "assistant manager" in a large restaurant in Glasgow, I had a real niggle against one of the other "assistant managers" who was always trying to "out manage me". One morning while trying while doing admin, he came up stairs (he was confined to the kitchen - i wonder why), and put on the TV - volume up - which was a bIG NO NO.

I switched it off, and then began a switch on ./ off saga which went on for some time. When he realised it was me, he came up and yelled at me for "undermining" him. Wow.Undermine him... that was enough, I stood up, and gave him exactly what for. His disgusting hygiene habits, why he was down in the kitchen why I was upstairs, his ugly face, his bad clothes, his lack of humour, his lack of personality, all at about 50 decibles - so that EVERYONE in the place could hear. I had all the staff standing round listening.

Eventually one of the other managers came out and dragged me away. Surprisingly enough - both of us got pulled in and rapped. But as I walked away with my reprimant -my manager said "thank god someone told him".

How do you usually deal with the knowledge that you’re about to be in big trouble?
Pyscically sick.

And you used to be so sweet I heard you say.....

Do you believe in Karma?

I do. Very very strongly... even tho I'm not a follower of religion.

Karma is the action which establishes cause and effect.

If you do something bad. Something bad will befall you.

If you do something good. Good things will befall you.

I behave myself purely because I don't want bad things to happen to me. I try and do at least ONE good thing a day.

I know people who did bad things. They got karma. Big Time.

When all's well, My love is like

The Long John Saga ended well.

They arrived at my desk yesterday morning, and I warily opened them. Nothing to fear. Was just Kirsty's OCD which made her freak. They were clean and washed.

The hairs on them were NOT pubic hairs...... Look down at your jumper, are there any hairs on it? Yes, well that is what was on the Long Johns.

Additionally. I smelt them. They were lovely, all comforted and clean smelling.

I took them to Ryan.

And he said "Thanks"

It's gonna get better .....

So following on from last blog.. this is the Gmail Chat K and Me were having at lunch time!

helen: I thought youwere having heart attack on phone.

Kirst: i am eating my lunch adn do not wish to discuss the mankiness

helen: is not mankyness. is really funny

Kirst: yes. but no lucky i have anti bacterial hand stuff in let me tell you what size are they?

helen: i nearly wet myself. hang on at least the playdough softened the impact

Kirst: yes. i need to play with that later.
Kirst: i think you should send kerry a pair.

helen: I especially like the bits...>"you don't need to wear underpants"... ha ha ha ha hah ha

Kirst: that is awful i cant believe you done that am traumatised.

i am sending them to big sexy

helen: it is the funniest thing I have done EVER O M G you so should
That would be hysterical "Old Man Pants

Kirst: I will think about it. He'll know its me though.

helen: there iss no problem in him knowing this...

12:20 Kirst: he is a bellend of the highest degree

helen: what does that mean?

I think maybe you would like to wear them. I think they would keep you warm?

Kirst: in fact, you can hand deliver am sending them to you

12:23 helen: ha ha ha

/i will wear them, and take pictures of myself in them for you.

Kirst: Helen they have hairs on them! HAIRS

helen: that is a nice etouch eh?

Kirst: i told james cumming and he was almost sick

I can't believe I managed to do something so awesome.

12:27 sorry awwful

12:28

Kirst: i have sterilised my hands about 60 times this morning

helen: ha ha ha ha helen: Send them to Kerry. Tell her it gets cold in mozambique oh oh - Ryan would likee the long hjohns.

Kirst: THEY HAVE HAIRS ON THEM!!!

12:34 helen: yeah, I told him that he looked a bit horrified.
but I said that they were built in

Kirst: Like part of the fabric.

helen: yeah,

Kirst: i am going to email him

helen: are they?

12:35 Kirst: what is his email address

helen: is ryan that wants them. He doesn't have email.

Kirst: no is separate hairs.

Following this chat, K posted them back to me, and then about 4.45 followed a series of panic texts as the Post room tried unsuccessfull to get a hold of K. She seriously believed that they were going to fire her, for posting poxy long johns thru the Mail Room. O M G I thought I would die laughing.

"Omg Horible mail room guy was phoning and phoning me there. Am F^*(ng s&^%$f it . they bloody longjohns have been opened and traced back to me"

"feel sick. Am totally S*&ng it. OMG what if they send out "everyone" email . CS will know immediately. Am gonna listen to voicemail when I get home"

"phew not long john related. I can make my dinner now. Happy Tapping".

Just you, stood there, only in your underwear

ha ha ha - Best day ever.

Got a manic phone call at about 10 from Kirsty. Seriously I thought someone had died. I thought she was crying down the phone to me, it was all I could do to get her to speak slowly and calmly and tell me what the problem was.

Her present had arrived. (note her use of rubber gloves)

Yes, after the Peter Andre saga of a fortnight ago, I decided to get her back. I found a lovely pair of used, worn out long johns on Ebay. And had them sent direct to her.

Tee Hee Hee hee

Her parting comment to me was "they have hairs"

ha ha ha ha

Come back later for her texts to me... and photos.

Waitin' For the Day Your Ship'll Come In,

All Go at the Marina today........


The Compound is getting dug up for the new Toilet Block - complete with Disabled Facilities and Showers! No more Portacabin Toilets. (Although it has to be said, the Portacabin toilets are actually very much nicer than some building toilets i've had to use on camp sites! We are moving outside the limits of the compound as it stood - expanding our square footage. - It will be great when it is all finished.



Nick and Pete were up the Cherry Picker today, to put the Clyde Marina Oval up again - it blew off in the last storm, and they got it up today, just in time for the storm which is due to blow in today!

I don't spend my days standing outside, they asked me to check if they had it straight... which they didn't. Good job I went out for a wander.....


Across the road, the new bar restaurant is coming on beautifully. Last night they had their first theft of the whole time they have been working there. Best of all the police caught the culprits..... pushing the tower scaffolding up the road.... but about 2 miles away. That's the level of criminal mind round here. Rather excellent eh?

Games, changes and fears when will they go from here

I have been practising my Reiki quite frantically over the weekend.

I'd let it lie for a wee while - just not letting aside time for me to practise, but I was feeling very panicky last week, and got in touch with my Reiki Teacher and asked for a wee burst of energy, which she duly did for me, and which was received gratefully!

I practised on Monday last night, and tuned in to distant empowerment........ and practise building up energies each night during the week. I send Reiki every day to Kirsty - in the form of protection - to keep her safe. That is working, is making her happy and safe. Toolibelle can pick up the energy now which is lovely. It makes her laugh.... cause she doesn't quite understand it.

Last night, I reiki'd Steve for a while when he came in and he nearly fell asleep at the table. Very excellent! Not the result he was looking for , but it was brilliant seeing his eyes close over.

So I meditated as soon as I came in tonight - distant healing, self-healing and empowerment. Feeling very calm with myself..... Am going to torture Si now. I love torturing Si - but not to the extent of running his bare feet over with the hoover.

And I fought my way to front of class...

I came on here to tell K to get back to tidying her flat. Big Mess Everywhere..... Her wardrobe has collapsed thru the weight of on-line clothes buying, bag buying, accessory buying, and the rail and all the hangers, complete with clothes are lying on the floor. She sent me pictures - which I will add once I find my phone again.

In addition all the stuff in her box room, has started to leave. Not the flat, just the box room. It is just decided that enough is enough. Jack has even started to stand closer to the flat across the landing for fear of getting swamped by accessories trying to leave the flat.

So anyways, I came on here, and was inspired by Busted, went to find busted lyrics, and what do I find......those bloody Jonas brothers have stolen it. Stolen it and ba'as'ta'rd'i'sed it, and made it theirs. I'm not impressed.

I hope wee James is getting his money for them playing it.

In order to make sure no one forgets the original and the best......

Do do do do do Too Much Insania

Peter is currently sitting at 6 pence. With 4 Watchers. I am hopeful that big things will happen as time goes on, and I might even reach the heady heights of £1.00.

Didn't he have meningitis or similar? Maybe I should have read the book, see if there was a reason for the poor story?

I've been up to Glasgow this morning to drop Steven at Kelvin Hall and back down again. The rain was absolutely pouring down. I was driving down A77 at about 25 miles per hour. I was soooo scared. Eilidh was playing hockey... I got down to the pitches just as the mass evacuation was taking place. Eilidh spotted me and dived in the car. Si was left standing at his car, wondering where the hell Eilidh had disappeared to. tee hee. I did wave and point to Eilidh in the passenger seat!

Now I'm sitting contemplating some housework. I was going to do some lastnight, but in the dusk, the place looked quite tidy. However, in the stark daylight (albeit wet), it looks shoddy!

Here I go... I hate housework.

DWNB

Friday 5..... oh Yeah

What is your keyring like? erm....... is it....not there. I have a long twiddly orange thing on it, and two BIG keys. one for my car, one for Si's car. That's how I recognise it.

What is your purse/bag/briefcase like?
I have a lovely big Red Bag for Work. it has handles, and also a shoulder strap. Is leather. Very bright. Very big, and I loose the keys (see above ) every day.


What is your wallet like?
My wallet / Purse is is black soft leather. The little bits for my credit cards are quite tight, so I can't pull them out very well.


What is your mousepad like?
I don't have a mouse pad. - If I did it would cover the laptop keyboard up. ha ha ha


What are the curtains in your bedroom like?
Autumnal colours. Which Reminds me. Simon - We need to strip the walls. I need pale green, or pale rose. Defo.

Ha ha ha Hee Hee Hee, I'm a Laughing Gnome...

Brilliant.

I never mentioned Kerry. Kerry is laughing machine.

If any comedian wants to hire her, leave me a message.

She was sitting in best possible place, right in the middle of the audience, and she laughed and laughed so ..... what is the word.... happily. A brilliant big loud laugh..... that told everyone she was having a ball.

Just thinking about her laughing makes me smile!

You're all the things I've got to Remember

Tonight I went to see Janey Godley at The Garage in Glasgow.

The opening night of the Glasgow iNternational Comedy Festival!

Brilliant night! Although I was a bit freaked by the fact that my mate waiting outside for me, mistook Janey for me on the way in, and then AGAIN as she was walking in to the hall. Not only that, but as I left the toilet someone stopped and went "way hay it's you". How peculiar!? Both friends had said that they thought I was very like her after they were at her show the other week.... I took it that they thought that we both just talked a lot and swore loads!

Heavens. I felt a bit conspicuous sitting there, almost directly in front of her.... so I kept my head down, and enjoyed the stories and the laughs. Read Janey's blog - these are the tales of a very savvy lady.... who isn't afraid to stand up and speak her mind. It'll inspire you to do the right thing in a difficult situation.

wonder if I can find a photo where we actually DO look like each other?

I think I need a love lobotomy

I love my husband I really do.

I was at Tap tonight, and I had to stop half way thru. I had such a sore head everytime I did a shuffle step, it was vibrating thru my cranium. ARGHHHH it was killing me.

Anyways, I'm home now, and sitting here watching Hugh Grant and Drew Barrymore being in love - almost but not quite yet. .... I can't hear it, because Steven is "studying" and is playing music loudly to drown out the sound of the...... books?

I love my kids, so so much. They are great kids.

I love everything basically.

Yes I do.

Girl you are me heart's desire

Kirsty bought me a present on Friday Night. I forgot to mention. Yes, was this. Peter Andre's "All About Us - My Story". Quite why she bought me it I will never know. She said it was a toss up between this and Pamela Anderson. Jeez - was I lucky or what?

Anyways, on Sunday I thought, "i should read this".

Bloody hell. I managed to get to Page 4, and then I had to stop. It was brain numbing. I know that is cruel - I even read some reviews to see if I was missing something, but then I realised that everyone who writes the reviews are people who love Peter Andre. So in the spirit of niceness, I have decided to sell the book to someone who does, it is on Ebay. I have even offered free postage to encourage people to take it away from me.

I'll stick with Christopher Brookmyre, or Iain Banks..... that's more my cup of tea.

DWNB

Gonna make a break and take a fake

Had the best weekend EVER! For Ages anyways.

Friday night was Kerry's Race Night in aid of her School Building Trip to Mozambique. Si and I got pleasantly plastered. Won on only one race, and didn't get any raffle tickets!!! but not to worry, a good night was had by all and Kerry raised 900 towards her costs.

Saturday, got up, took the kids up to Glasgow Fort, did some shopping. Called Frankie and benny's from glasgow and booked for 8.15 in Ayr. We JUST made it down the road in time.

Was very very nice. Kids had Loaded Spuds, Si had Mozzerella and Tomato Salad with Fresh Pesto. Yummy - then Boys had New York Chicken, Tool had Caesar Salad, and I had Penne Pasta with Sticky Chicken which was a bit gorg. Pudd: Tiramisu - the BEST ever, Si had Cinamen Waffles, and Eilidh had banana Cheesecake.

It was sooo nice to have ALL my gang together for one day. The kids spend so much time being driven back and forward between sporting activities it was just lovely to all spent time together - not shouting instructions as we run in and out the door.

Lovely.

Tie Me Kangaroo Down Mate.....

Yeah, It is a Kangaroo.........

Amazing isn't it.

I've shown her pictures of a REAL kangaroo, and she still thinks that it's a pretty good representation!? Mmmmm Problems.

I think.

mmmmmm

And when the clock strikes 6 on Fri-day night

Its the weekend, and for the FIRST weekend in months, and I mean months, I have my whole family here......and no one has ANY Volleyball, or Hockey, or Football. Am amazed and stunned.

Had a night out last night with Kirsty and Simon for Kerrry's Fund Raising efforts for Mozambique. Was a Race Night at All Bar One in Glasgow. I've just been reading up on where she is staying.. I was picturing something 3rd world..... however Mango Grove Cabanas. Look a bit Okay!

I felt terrible last night on the way home, and it wasn't excess alcohol - I think maybe it was just the Alcohol. I think maybe it is time for me NOT to be drinking. I swore on another website that I would be giving up alcohol this month, and actually I think I will give it up full stop. I much prefer being awake and alert!

Is my wedding anniversary today. I cannot believe that 17 years have passed? Where has it all gone. Husband and me were just reminincing yesterday...... can remember everything like it was yesterday... clear as day. Hope the days slow down a bit... or it will be 34 year before we know it.

Hmph.

Qu'est La?

Sometimes I wonder about the things I have taught my children.

Toolibelle, who last week asked her Gran a question which left her collapsing on the other end of the phone....... brought home her art project.

I have attached Photos! If you have any idea what this is, please let me know...... (I know what it is, and it isn't what you think it is!)

It is however, the cutest thing I've ever seen since BlobbyJob. (That's another story).

Friday 5 .........

Coming Soon.............. www.friday5.org



How and when did you learn to swim?



How and when did you learn to drive?



How and when did you learn to tie your shoelaces?



How and when did you learn to cook?



How and when did you learn to type

So I put you in the picture and

Busy week at work this week. However, I did find time to convince Peter who I work beside to start a web page to profile his photographs..


www.photoribbeck.co.uk

Peter is a phenomenal photographer, his images are just stunning.

Here is a little taster, but visit the site - and have a look. Peter is happy to sell his images if you are interest. Most of his work is up and down the west coast, but he'll take his camera wherever!

DWNB

It's in the Stars.......

It was the earthquake.

Yup. That is what did it.

The energy was affected by the Earthquake.

Am satisfied that is what it was.

Don't push me cause I'm close to the edge

Don't know what happened today. Am all hormonal, which SHOULDN'T happen, cause I don't have any ovaries, which is where my hormones would come from?

Confusing. Started this morning with me yelling at Steven to get out of his pit. Which he wouldn't do, and was giving me attitude, so he got attitude right back. Won't be doing that again in a hurry.

Then I come into work and we launched in to MILK saga, which I won't bore you with, but I have completely become pissed off at being nice, and have decided to be homicidal maniac around EVERYONE now.

Cannot lift it at all. Even going to O'Really's at lunchtime and sitting with HUGH Cafe Latte and Chocolate cake and Heat has not made it better.

I may have to go to my bed tonight.

oaft. This wee video might make me feel better. Much Laughing at Steven inhaling a Creme Caramel. Eilidh says, this is a waste, because they taste much better eaten slowly.

- You can't see much, but it was taken in the days when I was happy......

Butterflies all havin' fun you know what I mean

So, the secrets of the Fountain Of Youth.... .

Thanks to CLP over on another blog, I have discovered the Secret of Rejuvenation..

I practise and perfect these five exercises performing them each day, until I can do 21 of each of them. It should take me no longer than 15 minutes total, once I have achieved the 21 repetitions. Apparently once I have incorporated this into my daily routine, I will look 10 years younger, be more energetic, happier and lighter!

I started this morning.

Exercise 1. Whirling Dervish. You stand arms outstretched, as picture, and spin round on the spot, letting your vision blur. Do this for 21 rotations, or like me, until after 5 you fall over. Decide that you are doing something wrong. Try again crossing your eyes to enhance the blurring effect, spin 5 times, collapse to your knees, and wretch. Jees. This is GOOD!

Exercise 2. Stand Straight. Put your hands on the back of your thighs. I have a problem here. My arse is so large, i have to rest my hands on my butt. Put your chin on your chest, then slowly bring it back until you can look at the ceiling. Your hands on your thighs/ butt should support you. Ha ha ha ha ha. Yeah, I looked really cool doing this one. My husband was mightily impressed!

Exercise 3. Lie on the floor, on your back. Lift your head off the floor, and slowly raise your legs into the air, Straight, until your feet are almost about your head. Lower. This one was okay - I could actually do it. Without Farting as well.

Exercise 4. Ha ha ha ha ha. Sit. flat on the floor with arms on the ground by your side. Lift your bottom off the floor using your arms as support. Keep lifting until you look like a table. Arms one set of legs, Legs, to knees the other. Table Top being your body from shoulders to Knees. Ha ha ha ha Obviously I'm going to have to work on this one. My bum didn't know how to get off the floor, without strenuous noises and bending of knees which isn't supposed to happen until you are upright.

Exercise 5. Lay flat on the floor, hands, palm down, at shoulder height. Push yourself up off the floor by the shoulders til your head is in the air and your bum is still down. For those of you in the know... this is the Cobra in Yoga. Then, in one swift, flowing movement, reverse this stance to one of the downward facing dog. which means, lifting your butt high off the floor, and moving your head to look downwards, and inwards, towards your feet. This is qute a nice movement actually, but prone to making farty noises if you push too hard.

Enjoy.

Take me wandering through these streets,

this is the view from straight above where we were sitting in Cafe Andaluz.


I had lovely Sweet Potato, Parsnip and something else. grilled and with a yohurt dressing. Scrummy. and also battered chicken with honey. Yum.

K had meatballs. K loves Meat Balls.

We didn't take photos, but believe me that it was lovely........ so much crunchie chicken in lovely golden batter, and the little pieces of sweet potato and parsnip. Totally scrummy. Yum.

Pudd was fantastic. Creme Brulee. And Yes, I really really so was struggling to eat the last of it. But I managed.

Totally stuffed now.

K ran me back to the station, and we had a coffee in the Weatherspoons next to the station. Was a very strange place. Two coffees cost £1.50... I think he charged wrong. There was a constant stream of people at the bar, never ending. weird. I could have sat all afternoon in there, just people watching. I love people watching.

Oaft. Cup of Tea Time.

Maybe if we think and wish and hope and pray it might come true

Last night I was so tired when I went to bed, I couldn't remember if Si and I got married?! I checked with him, and yes we did. It's our anniversary next week, and he is spending it UP A HILL. He loves Hills!

I'm still tired this morning, but we woke at 6.3o with Tool's alarm clock going off. It goes off every morning without fail, and one of us has to get up and shut it off, or we scream from bed "TOOL - Switch the Alarm off". She doesn't hear it. You know that Mosquito thing that everyone is up in arms about just now....well this alarm clock is the opposite... you can leave it ringing right next to her head, and she can sleep quite happily thru it for 5 minutes. She doesn't get the chance to sleep any longer because by that time it's volume has increased triplefold and we are going barmy.

Both kids are away again this morning. Si is running Stevo up to Coltness, Tooli left for the bus at twenty to eight... and now I'm here, watching "Breakfast at Tiffany's". I have to contemplate moving because this afternoon - Kirsty, Kerry and I are meeting at Cafe Andaluz for a meal to celebrate Kerry's birthday.....

More later.........

So give me Coffee and TV

i bought a coffee grinder today!

I have three bags of coffee in my cupboard and I have been unable to released the tastes of these little beans. Smelling them is lovely, but drinking a nice cup of coffee is lovely.

After K bought me Starbucks Coffee at Christmas time, I promised myself to act, and today I did.

I'm gobsmacked at how easy it is. Couple of tablespoons in, press the button and bouff. My coffee granuals are there. I've got Starbucks in my kitchen now. The smell from the grinding was enough for me, I don't even have to drink it. Is amazing.

I've had a lovely day. The kids were out this morning, Si and I did the shopping. this afternoon after we picked up the Coffee Grinder we had a wee drive into the town and stopped off at LIDO for a Latte, Hot Chocolate, Muffin and Carrott Cake. Si had a pint of John Smiths. Is an absolutely lovely place. The owner Colin Blair was in waiting tables and checking on customers. How he fits that in I'll never know - he has 3 other places, and was happy to stand and chat with us for a few moments. Eilidh loved it, and gave the Toilets a BIG thumbs up!Eilidh likes to check out the toilets in restaurants. She especially loved the hand dryer which nearly took her skin off her hands.

Mr Blair was kind enough to tell Eilidh that she was welcome to come in with her friends during the day and have a drink and a cake, young people were more than welcome.

O M G

Express Yourself.... It's One on One.........

I am so proud of my children's sporting achievements.

Tomorrow Steven is training with the Scottish Senior's Volleyball Squad, today he is playing with Troon Men's in Edinburgh. This week he played football for the school for 90 minutes, followed by another 90 minutes of Volleyball.

Eilidh, my baby, although rapidly becoming taller than me, is playing Hockey with the School today, at Hutchie in Glasgow. She only started hockey this school year - early morning and wet pitches didn't entice her before. She had her photograph taken this week for the Achievement Board as the" Most Improved Hockey Player", and today she is playing as the Captain of the Team. Way Hay Way to Go Babes!

Tomorrow, she is playing in a Volleyball Tournament in Edinburgh.....amazing

You would think therefore, that I would be able to learn from example, if not lead by example and get out of my lethargy mode and move around a bit. I started off quite well the other week - getting up and doing my Davina. But then my cold kicked in and I couldn't drag myself out my pit.

I'm going to make an effort, I am. My kids are a fantastic example , and they do it on their own. They did it without me being over active and sporty. I should learn from them, and be active, get fit, and achieve the goal I set myself at the start of the year. I will run 3 miles! I will.

And I'll start today!

In this World Where We Live................

There should be more happiness and there certainly is with Kirsty about! ha ha ha ha

She is priceless, she totally is.

Last night she went to a Comedy At Jongleurs in Glasgow. Janey Godley, scarily good comedienne was hosting it. I love Janey's comedy..... she hosted one I went to months ago.....and then I read her book..... "handstands in the dark" which you ALL need to do.

K text me and said "I am sitting on the stage", and I said, "move.....they'll get you"

Anyways, result was, yeah, they were targetted, but in a great way. She had a total ball and now wants to go and see Janey in her own show at the Garage in Glasgow.....mentioned it on her blog... and then Janey Godley commented on K's blog thanking her for kind comments.

K now freaking that "someone" is reading her blog.... she thinks no one looks at it... although I know that she goes thru hundreds of blogs in a week, she is constantly sending me links to "great ones".

She also thinks famous person must think that she can't spell and that she is complete lunatic.

Which of course she is, but i love her like that and wouldn't change her for the world!

Friday Five Okay Yah

Friday 5

What’s a pretty good sign that your day at work or school is going to be rough?

The rain is bouncing off the ground, higher than the top of my boots, I can't get to my car for the wind. I have a migraine, I have to book currency trades, I have a hangover (thing of the past these days).

What’s a pretty good sign that your day at work or school is going to be terrific?

The Sun is shining and there are good songs on the radio. Today...... Sun shining, big stormy winds, but ABC were just singing Look of Love on the Radio and I'm happy. Is also Friday, so that helps. I love Fridays. I love Thursdays too because they mean that Friday is nearly there. I love Wednesdays because it's Tap, and I love Monday's because they go REALLY fast, I love Sundays, because they are LAZY days, and I love Saturday because I get to spent time with my gang. .... Tuesdays.... oach they are okay.... Gentle kind of day.... Everyday is actually pretty terrific.

What’s a pretty good sign that you should probably eat out?

Si isn't in. Kids understand that if their dad isn't home, then the chances are I'll be buying in!

What’s a pretty good sign that you’re going to spend more money than you should?

There is a shop in front of me, or a pretty web site!. To be honest, I don't spend THAT much. K is much worse than me. But if I have money in my pocket, and I'm wandering, I will find things to make me happy.

What’s a pretty good sign that someone you have just met is going to be a good friend?

They get my sense of humour.... which is hard to do. They understand my manic behaviour. They are quite happy to take the piss out of me... see K above.

Is my timing that flawed ??????

Life just gets busier and busier.

Friday was the last day I posted... hmm lets think, what have I been up to?

Friday night. Steve went next door. Eilidh went Swimming. Picked her up at 9.30!


Saturday... Steve went away to Glenrothes for Volleyball, Eilidh went away to Hockey. Met Mum for Coffee in Lido. Dragged Nant in too. Yummy. Latte, and a Toffee Banana Muffin. Went Home. Checked Eilidh's progress at Hockey. Went Shopping, came home. Watched Si tear the Shed apart -(he was fixing the roof - it was all good).

Went to bed for a sleep about 5. Got up. Went down town got take away for tea.

Got up Sunday. Steven going to Ayr for volleyball. Eilidh having Lie in. Si working on Shed again. I was feeling like trash - took lots of cold cure tablet. Took Eilidh to Irvine to try and find new school skirt, because I ironed right thru her current favourite. Didn't find one, but she got High School Muscial Jammies, and a Jacket.

Had mum for tea.... well we had Lamb for tea, mum came round..... I went up and did the ironing... and then decided that having a big slug of nightnurse would help me sleep and get rid of my cold. .... Mmmmm. That was the last anyone saw of me until Monday about 6! I had hallucinations and sweats all night. What a nightmare!.

So Monday was a write off.

Got up Tuesday....... Did work. Came home. Eildh had Guides. Steven had Gym.

Wednesday.... Go Up, Did Work, went to Tap... Danced My Butt off, came home, picked up Eilidh, Drove Eilidh and me to Ayr, Drove Eilidh back Home from Ayr, drove back to Ayr, watched a couple of sets of volleyball, drove one of Steven's pals home, and then went home myself!

Yawnnnnn

Having a cup of char... and then bed.

The Friday Seventeen?

I Didn't like the regular Friday 5, so I picked and mixed from other places!

if you had to participate in one olympic event what would it be and why?

Figure Skating. Cause I'd love to have a whole ice rink to myself, and a really pretty skirt.

what is the one song you always sing along to?

Please Release Me, Let Me Go; Amazing Grace;

who in your mind is the best priminister we have had?

Margaret Thatcher

what issues are important to you and why?

The safety and protection of children.

did you vote in the last election: if yes who did you vote for? if no.. why not?

Yes I did, I voted for the Lib Dems.

is a prime ministers past drug use important to know and why?

No. We all do things in our past that are of no influence on our lives today.

why should/shouldnt you vote?

Why Not?

define beauty

Life

what is the best quality a person can have?

Humour

what is the worse quality a person can have?

jealously

what makes up your perfect match?

Someone who loves me as I am

have you met this person yet?

Yes Indeedy

what is one thing about you that you hate?

My Coughing

what is one thing about you that you love?

My Upness

if you had to change one thing about you what would it be and why?

Grey hair. Make it ALWAYS coloured

what is one word that you would use to define yourself?

Gorgeous

imagine what you would look like in a perfect world.. what do you look like?

As I am right now.

I thank You!

Ooo, you make me live ...............

I didn't mean what I said about K last night. I love K.

She did something mentally funny to me, and I was reeling in shock at my stupidity at being taken in.

She stalked me to a games room, met up with me, and then started putting some very strange comments my way. I was freaking. I thought weirdo was coming on to me. Foreign Female Weirdo. Of course I was talking to K at the same time and telling her what weirdo was saying....

She was helpless, I can just imagine her sitting there trying to play scrabble with me, pretending to be freak, and chatting to me on another screen. Oh Jeesus.

It got better, I was so freaked by her that I reported her to the administrator. When I told her that she freaked and admitted it was her... I couldn't believe it, we were screaming over the internet at each other. O M G - now that I have recovered from the shock of being come on to by French Lesbean I can see how funny it was, but at the time I thought I was so being stalked.

She does make me laugh!!!

In this world where we live... There should be more happiness

My kids are great.

I get pleasure our of everything they do. But bloody hell. They just won't put their clothes away.

Eilidh has a tower in her room. Every item of clothing she has had on in the last couple of days is piled precariously on a chair.

Steven, doesn't use the piling system, he just drops on the floor. Everything. Asbolutely bloody everything.

I can't talk, but at least every couple of days I do something about it....

I say to Steven, tidy your bedroom up. Five minutes later the Washing basket has 3 or 4 loads in it. If I tell him that he must put things away, and NOT wash them, he rolls them up and stuffs them in a drawer.

ARGHHHHH

I guess now it's time, that you came back for good

total of 385 miles since Friday lunchtime!!!


Heavens above. Should one person drive that much in 2 days?

See if it had been just a 170 miles round trip, that I could have accepted. But to have driven to Glasgow 4 times in the space of 60 hours!!! how mental am I? Sorely tired. That's what I really am.

Today it was up at 7.30 to get Steven ready for Coltness. Breakfast and packed lunch ready, we knocked Eilidh up, and went up to pick up the papers and fetch some money. Steven dropped in a couple of papers and then left the rest for Tool. Then we headed to Coltness.

Tragety. We pulled in to Coltness high, and when we both say NO CARS we knew we were in the wrong place. Phoned Eilidh, begged her to get on the PC and look for the email. The time table definitely said Coltness.... Eilidh confirmed it was Wishaw Sports Centre. Steve says - is just down the road, turn right. I turned right. We ended up in another town.

Stopped a man, he pointed us in the right direction for Wishee (which is what he said). Then we stopped and asked the least likeliest person in the world to have ever been near a Sports Centre where the Sports Centre may actually be... and thankfully she was able to tell us. In the end he was 10 minutes late. I hung around for a bit waiting to see if he got kicked out, but thankfully he went in apologised for lateness and got sat down for a bit ... team tactics before the training began....

I went away to Go Outdoors. An outdoor activities shop which Simon has fallen in love with. Unfortunately, it didn't have the same effect on me, and I left after about approximately 2 minutes (if that).

I then went to Glasgow Fort. I'm quite liking Glasgow fort oh yes I am. I sat for a while in Starbucks and recovered from the trauma of being in the wrong place at the right time. Then I had a wee bimble thru the shops. Oh that was lovely. I had a bit of a panic because my phone died..... and tool was still at home alone, waiting to get ready to go out.... however I text her and let her know, and then I managed a wee call so she was fine.

I did a wee bit of shopping at Tesco, which was a pretty pathetic Tesco, but I got what I needed, and then I went back to pick Steven up. We dropped back in to the Fort again. Steven was equally impressed, but slightly distressed that he was dressed as a Ned......... see the problem with playing sports is that comfortable dress for sport makes you look like an unsporting throwback in Glasgow!

Anyways, we got down the road, at 4. Eilidh texted and said, she would be finished at 5, and I boiled the kettle for a cup of tea. Then Eilidh phoned, before I got the kettle poured and she was looking for a lift. ... So back in the car. and then I finally got in. Sat down with my cup of tea....... had a wee game of scrabble.

Si eventually phoned and was heading home. O M G ......... We had tea. Happy Days. and now we all sit. Well Eilidh is still playing the Wii game from yesterday. Si and I are sitting comatose. Steven is Beboing....


All's well that Ends well, And K is still aBITCH!

You Keep Me Running Round and Round....

Well, that's alright by me.......

Oh My goodness. Check me out.... So tired. What a tired face. It doesn't help that I have a stye. It might not be obvious from picture, but I have.

It started on the top of my eye, and then moved to the bottom. I thought maybe my eyeball had gotten bad, and was maybe going to fall out, but now it's just generally sore, so I think it is just a stye.

I have a long weekend. It is only Saturday evening, and already I feel like it has been long enough. I picked up my new car, Blue on Friday lunchtime, bearing in mind, it is less than 48 hours old (for me), I have already done 254 miles!!! Yes, Can you believe that?

I had a wee 5 mile drive around when I got it, just to check it out and everything. Then last night Eilidh and I went to a concert in Glasgow at the City Halls. - 27 miles to Glasgow and back, plus the 5 miles driving around the city looking for a parking space!!! The concert was lovely. Was for Eilidh's benefit mostly, was a clarinet concerto by the Scottish Ensemble. How lovely to be able to make music like that. Eilidh was very impressed by the soloist who was able to play the full concerto without music, and danced in the centre of the Ensemble like a wee elf. And the speed of his playing, and the length of his breath! yes, I think he inspired Eilidh. Thanks Dada

Then I was up this morning at 7.30 to drive Steven.... to Glasgow, yes, again, and then I came home, to get Eilidh. We pottered around a bit, and then headed... back to Glasgow to pick Steven up. We stopped off in the City centre and got Eilidh a new Wii Game, which she is playing with now. How lovely. Ratatooi Is quite intriguing... I don't get these things, but I keep looking up and giving her hints.....which seems to work. I just don't know.

Anyways. Steven is away out again.. yes, more miles...... to Jamies this time. I gave him BIG hints about coming home early, but I'm getting sad eyes. I text him a little while ago, saying "steven if you are a bit tired, please give me a call, and I'll come and get you...." huh. He didn't even respond.

So, here I sit, until 11, when I said I was picking him up.... forget that. I've just text him again and said I'm coming at 1030. I am really tired, and I have to think about me... having to drive another 100 plus miles tomorrow....

They’re lighting up the sky tonight

Friday 5


When did you last use graphing paper?

I use Graphing Paper to demonstrate the Value of Linear Graphing in calculation of variables in Simultaneous equations. I don't do this as pastime - I was trying to help Eilidh with her Algebra Homework. Heaven's it was hard work, but I felt a real sense of achievement when I finally figured out what was going on.

When did you last use a highlighter?

I use Highlighter at work, to draw my attention to things, ie., the circles in numbers on my calendar, the holes in D's, and O's. Sometimes I colour my finger nails in with the orange highlighter - that produces an interesting effect, but not as interesting as colouring your nails in with typex and then drawing faces on them with a black signature pen!

When did you last cover a book?

Probably 3 years ago. I covered books for the kids at primary school, and then in First year, but then Eilidh discovered a talent for covering books and took over in a big way. I am redundant as book coverer.


When did you last wear an apron or smock?
I wear an apron to wash the dishes, because without fail, every day I wash the dishes and pour water all down my front. I try very hard not to, but it is almost as if the water is drawn to my belly - probably attracted by all the water I retain in my belly!

When did you last use glue?
I used glue on Thursday, which was the last day I was at work. I love glue. I go thru about 3 pritt sticks a month. I stick everyone's receipts on to scrap paper. So that I can read them clearly without them being in envelopes and stapled together. I am very organised. Additionally, I love the relaxation of glueing and sticking.

Lovely.

Pardon Me Boy... Is this the Chatanooga Choo Choo

Bloody hell.

That was a busy night.

Steven had Jazz Band Concert - the details of which were very sketchy. I told him to text one of the girls he plays with (literally), and find out, and was informed that he had to be there by 5, and us by 6.

Si got home fast and started off with him, at 4.30, and text me at 5.10 to tell me he hadn't reached the airport. Airport is like 4 minutes from our house. So I got in, grabbed Tooli gave her a sandwich... and started off. It was agony. Well the driving was agony - me and Eilidh were singing our faces off.

We eventually got there..... got in found Si, and discovered Steven already playing - "background music" with the rest of the orchestra.

There had been a terrible accident at the Sandyford Toll and traffic was backed up everywhere. So the concert had been delayed to try to allow everyone get there safely.

The band were great, as were the rest the kids singing, and playing percussions. It was a nice night, but o m g we were starving by the time it finished. Quick jaunt round to Hot Wot, and grab some noodles, and some crispy beef yummmmmm. Then home. I sat down, realised it was 10 and nearly had a fit!

Been sitting here chatting toK now about the benefits of Gtalk, but I can't make them work.

Need to go to bed now... .I have to go thru ALL of this again tomorrow for Eils!

(High price) a very strange reaction

Here is my hyacynth


It was a beautiful hyacynth. A bit weird. It grew this fast in about 8 days.




I had to take it out of the office. When the flowers first came out, Only I could smell them. The second day, Lynn's nose started running, so I moved them to the boy's room. And the next day they were sitting on the kitchen window ledge. They obviously couldn't take the smell either.




So I took them home, and put them on the doorstep, (once I had remembered to take them out the boot). Then the bad wind came, and the pot disappeared. Si found it. The hyacynths were still sitting on the doorstep, just minus the pot.



They are still there. FLopping about all over the place.

DO not Overheat Hyacynths, It makes them grow too tall and lanky.

Bummer

T'was Grace that brought us safe thus far...

The last person to hug you
My honey. Si. He always hugs me. I needed hugs today. I feel barf.

The last drink you had
cup of tea, made by toolibelle. thank you honeypie.

The last person to phone you
the woman from Northern Rock telling me I could take a payment holiday (land line)

The last person to text you
the man from the Garage about my new car

The last person you argued with
mmmmm. Difficult one. I tend not to argue. I nag. I nagged Steven about studying

The last person you kissed
My Si -physically, K internetly

The last shop you visited
the Garage.

The last purchase you made
Petrol for my wee mazda

The last website you visited
scrabulous.com - am addicted.

The last pet you stroked
Thumps. THumps quite like cuddles I think. At least he didn't try and kick me to death.

The last book you read
a Mariane Keyes book. Was a bit sad. Not her usual. Lynn figured that the character was related to other characters in other books, but they are all funny.

The last song you listened to
Can't remember, I had to switch music off in car, because of my sore head. But on Friday I was listening to Memory by the Proclaimers

The last film you saw
Some mad mental thing cause Idiocracy. O M G

The last thing you ate
Si's Roast Beef DInner and then his home made Apple Crumble.

(Something like a phenomenon) Baby!

My boy is standing again!

Yeh! Eilidh is still bored useless.

Tomorrow will be the first day in weeks and weeks and weeks, that we haven't been running around somewhere. Long Lie I think, first off. Slow get up. we are going to have a look at Kilwinning cars.... and then contemplate the Prestwick Car. I loved it.

mmmmmm Bloody Money.

DWNB

Touching the very part of me.

O M Goodness. Is Saturday, and am sitting in living room, neither waiting to go and pick up a child, or waiting to take one out anywhere.

Yes, Someone is ill. Steven is lying sleeping for the second day. I believe he has weird virus which is going around and knocking people for 6 for about 48 hours. Heavens. Is very strange situation to be in. Steven, not bounding about everywhere eating everything in his path. Is lying in my bed so that he can see the TV. but is sleeping right now.

Tooli is also sleeping but thru boredom more than anything I think. We took her with us thisafternoon while we looked at Cars. I think we have found it. We just have to try and juggle the money around a bit, cause the one we have found is a little dearer than we expected to pay, but it (a) is blue (b) has a CD Player (c) electric locking and windows and four doors.

Is everything i need, and feels sound, which is more than the mazda feels. Additionally - Steven is nearly 17, and while he sat in the car last week, couldn't squeeze his long legs under the steering wheel. That boys is SO BIG.

I'm actually feeling a wee bitty barfy. I hope I'm not coming down with it, but is hopeless to think that - of course I will, he has been breathing over us all week!

You're walking up with your eyes on me

Friday 5


Which open-all-night establishment has been a lifesaver for you?
Tesco ---- Son deciding that he wanted new trousers and shirt for school ..... the next day.

What open-all-night establishment is closest to where you live?
The 24 BP Garage In Loans. Approximately 2 miles from my doorstep. Walkable in an emergency, but 5 minutes by car.

What nonexistent open-all-night establishment could you really use in your life?
A nightclub, where no one goes except me, where I can walk in, any time of the night, and have a dance to myself. Tap Shoes or Not!


Which open-all-night establishment in your town is least likely ever to see your patronage in the wee hours of the morning?
I stay in a wee town... very wee. The only Open All Night Establishments, are requirements, and a BIG bonus. Tesco is a live saver, cause I know if I need something VERY quick, it's there... painkillers, feminine hygiene... I've never tried to buy alcohol at night... I usually have enough in the house.

Have you ever purchased anything advertised on television late, late at night?
Oh Yes Indeedy. Which is why Si put a block on the shopping channel! ha ha ha ha. let me think..... Dressing Gown, Watch, Toys, an assortment of things which when you see them late at night when you've had a little drinky, seem to be the BEST thing in the world.